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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

♥Nursery Rymes♥


Did you all know any fornicators?? asked my GP tutor, Mr Ivan Lim.. He says he know 2 of them.. Jack and Jill.. The class goes,'huh'..

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pill of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.

Jack and Jill are actually 2 fornicators living in a village in the 1970s.. When e villagers knew they fornicated before marrying, they gave Jack and Jill a hard time till Jack and Jill could no longer take it.. They decided to leave e village and in order to do so, they need to climb over a steep slope.. Jack fell down and died instantly and Jill came tumbling after and died a few days later.. Its a real life story.. Why didn't my kindergarten teacher tell me this story..

Humpty dumpty is also a real story.. He was Charles the first who was beheaded by Oliver something.. All the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't put humpty together again..

Princess Diana died in a tunnel just below a building in Paris where 2 other famous people died in.. So, in total, 3 famous people have died at e same spot..

Interesting right??

My rashes didn't itch today till 4+.. Its much better than yesterday already..
Feeling so tired every day..



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Juan
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